And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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