they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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