just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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