Whod you bang
I wanna bring you to show and tell
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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