Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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