I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
The ass gains better be worth it
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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