How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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