Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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