he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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