Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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