No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
