Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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