Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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