When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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