she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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