4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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