you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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