She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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