This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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