talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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