i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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