I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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