Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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