he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
