i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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