The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
im holly from the hills drunk
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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