You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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