We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
