Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I love you. Go after that dick
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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