I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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