My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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