mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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