So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
