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Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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