Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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