a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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