Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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