you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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