Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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