Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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