Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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