the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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You. Win. At. Life.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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