I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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