You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
