That's when you crack a 10am beer
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Randomize