I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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