Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So vagazzling was a success
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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