evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Randomize
