Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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