Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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