mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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