Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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