He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
