Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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