areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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