i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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