there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Randomize
