no, he came in my armpit
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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